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On Tour Lyrics

 On Tour

Sweet mountains pass me by

As I sleep off my hangover from the plane ride

Soon I’ll be skating on a big pond

Proud, with my Maple Leaf jersey on

We are on tour, so please excuse me

It’s the Balmy Beach insobriety

Hope you don’t mind, cuz we don’t want to leave …

  

I’m hoping this time to score a few more goals

Just so Eddie can’t rake me over the coals

Hoping I don’t slip and rip my balls

Man that was one nasty fall

We are on tour, so please excuse me

It’s the Balmy Beach insobriety

Hope you don’t mind, cuz we don’t want to leave …

 

I wonder what time Juice will be by

Dancing like a leprechaun on rum and rye

Tonight thought I might get early to bed

I  wonder how I got that notion in my head

We are on tour, so please excuse me

It’s the Balmy Beach insobriety

Hope you don’t mind, cuz we don’t want to leave …

 

Our goalie likes to drink in his underwear

With his buddy even drunker I swear

Ronnie he likes to slide across the bar

Dancing and singing like a star

We are on tour, so please excuse me

It’s the Balmy Beach insobriety

Hope you don’t mind, cuz we don’t want to leave …

 

I’ve been dreaming about a banana skin

It’s something I really don’t want to win

Paul makes nervous in his pj’s

And Jake’s naked body gives me the shakes

We are on tour, so please excuse me

It’s the Balmy Beach insobriety

Hope you don’t mind, cuz we don’t want to leave …

…..

BALMY BEACH OLD BOYS HO

2009 (based on the traditional Green Grow the Rushes O’)

 

I’ll sing you one Ho

   Balmy Beach Old Boys Ho

What is your one Ho?                       (repeat with two, three etc..)

One for all and all for one and ever shall it be so

Two, two, the hockey team covered blue ‘n gold Ho,

Three, three the Old Boys

Four for the rookie parties

Five for the fine folks on this trip

Six for the six hour bus-rides

Seven for the several beers consumed

Eight for the wily veterans

Nine for the fine one liners

Ten for the great ten tours

Eleven for our friends who went to heaven

Twelve for the forty seven of us

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